Hetalia sentence meme

I stole this from EpiKfurry

[ ] January - I kicked
[ ] February - I kissed
[ ] March - I touched
[ ] April - I crushed
[ ] May - I whacked
[ ] June - I stabbed
[x] July - I attacked
[ ] August - I slapped
[ ] September - I scared
[ ] October - I punctured
[ ] November - I scratched
[ ] December - I hurt

Day of birth:
[x] 01 - Feliciano Vargas (Italy Veneciano/ N. Italy)
[ ] 02 - Ludwig (Germany)
[ ] 03 - Kiku Honda (Japan)
[ ] 04 - Alfred F. Jones (America)
[ ] 05 - Arthur Kirkland (England)
[ ] 06 - Yao Wang (China)
[] 07 - Ivan Braginski (Russia)
[ ] 08 - Francis Bonnefoy (France)
[ ] 09 - Matthew Wiliams (Canada)
[ ] 10 - Toris Laurinaitis (Lithuania)
[ ] 11 - Eduard von Bock (Estonia)
[ ] 12 - Raivis Galante (Latvia)
[ ] 13 - Lovino Vargas (Italy/Romano/S. Italy)
[ ] 14 - Antonio Fernández Carriedo (Spain)
[ ] 15 - Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia)
[ ] 16 - Feliks Łukasiewicz (Poland)
[ ] 17 - Heracles Karpusi (Greece)
[ ] 18 - Sadık Adnan (Turkey)
[ ] 19 - Tino Väinämöinen (Finland)
[ ] 20 - Berwald Oxenstierna (Sweden)
[ ] 21 - Vash Zwingli (Switzerland)
[ ] 22 - Peter Kirkland (Sealand)
[ ] 23 - Im Yong Soo (South Korea)
[ ] 24 - Roderich Edelstein (Austria)
[ ] 25 - Elizabeta Héderváry (Hungary)
[ ] 26 - Natalia Arlovskaya (Belarus)
[ ] 27 - Gupta Muhammad Hassan (Egypt)
[ ] 28 - Holy Roman Empire
[ ] 29 - Denmark
[ ] 30 - Iceland
[ ] 31 - Norway

Favorite Color: (In his/her)
[ ] Red - Eyes
[ ] Orange - Legs
[ ] Yellow - Head
[ ] Green - Chest
[ ] Blue - "Vital Regions"
[ ] Turquoise - Knee
[ ] Violet, or Purple - Arms
[ ] Pink - Heart
[ ] Brown - Feet
[ ] Gray - Eyebrows
[x] Black - Butt
[ ] White - Nose

Zodiacal Sign: (With a)
[ ] Aries - Plush
[ ] Taurus - Spoon
[ ] Geminis - Book
[x] Cancer - Tortoise
[ ] Leo - Fork
[ ] Virgo - Bucket
[ ] Libra - Shoe
[ ] Scorpio - Pair of scissors
[ ] Sagittarius - Pillow
[ ] Capricorn - Cup
[ ] Aquarius - Fish
[ ] Pisces - Knife

Color of the shirt you're wearing: (Because...)
[ ] Red - I'm insane
[ ] Orange - I like squirrels
[ ] Yellow - I wanted to
[x] Green - It was my destiny
[ ] Blue - My mother told me to
[ ] Turquoise - I love pasta!
[ ] Violet, or Purple - I'm bored
[ ] Pink - I'm a princess
[ ] Brown - I love Chocolate
[ ] Gray - I'm very sad
[ ] Black - I'm emo
[ ] White - I liked it
[ ] None/Other - I'm invisible


I attacked Italy in the butt with a tortoise cause it was my destiny

Poor Italy's butt! XD