Deviation Actions
R U L E S:
1 ) Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2 ) Post the title of this blog as "Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3 ) Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4 ) Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways.
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Ready? Let's begin!
S E C T I O N O N E:
Your Hetalia Life
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1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?
Like one of the characters or an OC? I dont really know any unused countries so Ill pick a character. Probably England
2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?
England!
3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?
I dont wanna think about that!
4. You would...
a) Beat him/her to a pile of dog crap. [ ]
b) Cry. [x]
c) Be completely indifferent. [ ]
5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?
I would make up with him!
6. You would be most afraid of...
Russia
7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).
I guess I dont need to explainXD
8. Who would be the most afraid of you?
No one
10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?
SEALAND! UGH! ID BEAT THAT BITCH
11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...
France
12. And your love rival would be...
For France? Um Jeanne?
13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).
Jeanne is dead so..
14. Your best friend?
America!
15. What about your daily punching bag?
Sealand!
16. And your drinking buddy would be..
Prussia
17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?
Who knows XD
18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...)
No Idea
19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.
England in his bedroom! Ohonhonhon ;3
20. And exactly how did this come about...?
HES ENGLAND
21. You get caught by...
France
22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).
France: OHONHONHON!
England and I: GET OUT
23. Who would your mother be? Father?
Can I just pick Spain and Romano?
24. Siblings?
Nope
25. Soap Opera Time!
Here's the situation.
- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy.
- Except your secret crush loves him too.
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival.
- That love rival likes your secret crush.
- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up).
- And you love your secret crush (durr).
America is in love with Prussia and Frances loves Prussia. Prussia is in love with Jeanne but she loves France. Sealand loves me(you little shit!) and France loves me.
Wait so my love rival was for England?? I done fucked up XD
S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?
Tie between France and England
2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?
Sealand because hes an annoying little shit
3. Your favorite pairing?
FrancexJeanne!
4. Your rival ship?
FrUk?
5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia?
I didnt know Belarus existed XD
6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?
America! I love that dude
7. Why?
BECAUSE HES THE HERO
8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?
I DONT WANNA PICK
9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.
Who?
10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?
HELL NO
S E C T I O N T H R E E:
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I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.
Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
At the end put "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."
1. You've read Hetalia. [x]
2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]
3. Ever drawn any fanart? [x]
4. Ever written any fanfiction? [x]
5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above. [x]
6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) [x] (England..)
7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [ ]
8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (SodaHead, dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) [x] ( Yep)
9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [x] (Duh!)
10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [x] (England, France and Jeanne. Awkward cosplays XD)
11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. [x] (2 shirts, a wallet, and 2 posters)
12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]
13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [ ]
14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [x] (My college life)
15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [ ]
16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [x]
17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [x]
18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [x]
19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [ ]
20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before. [x]
21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character the were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [x] (I told a Prussia they werent awesome XD)
22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [ ]
23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [x]
24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [x]
25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]
I am 44% Hetalia fan. (DANG IT NOT COOL)
S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
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Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that
Do you still remember your character from section one?
Respond to the following random statements in their personality.
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(I guess I'll use England cause I didnt have an OC)
1. Axis Powers.
Wankers
2. Italy.
Such an idiot
3. Germany.
He needs to watch Italy more
4. Japan.
Hes ok
5. China.
My cooking is better
6. Hero.
Not America.
7. TSUNDERE.
It is not me!
8. Yaoi.
*puts UsUk R-18 doujin away* Hmm?
9. Frying pan.
That Hungary girl?
10. Austria.
Hes classy
11. Pastaaaa~
No thank you. Ill stick with my perfectly cooked scones!
12. Magic!
Who told you!?
13. Tell me a story.
Once upon a time I was forced to kill an innocent girl when I didnt want to and he still hasnt forgiven me for it..
(Have fun with that feels!)
14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!
Tea
15. France.
Frog
16. America.
......
17. Sealand.
Uggggh
18. Switzerland.
Hes grouchy and needs to put away the bloody guns!
19. Belarus.
More freaky than Russia..
20. Russia.
He needs to stop showing up when Im summoning demons!
21. Random Country.
Japan
22. Shinatty.
Huh?
23. Allied Forces.
Obviously the better team
24. Matthew. (Who's that?)
Who..?
25. Prussia.
Psh! Cocky.
S E C T I O N F I V E:
Fin
Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.
SO LONG!